i love how whoever is running obama’s blog actually blogs like we blog
imagine if it was barack the whole time like
and michelle’s like “BARACK DINNER’S ON THE TABLE!!”
and he’s just like “shut up woman i’m blogging”
except that obama wouldn’t be rude to her because he’s a man not a republican.
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
ok but literally how
????????? I am concerned where did the baby birdies go
Margaery Tyrell’s wedding dress (x)
From the “Just so we’re clear, I don’t love you, in fact I hate you” collection.
this dress screams HANDS OFF, ASSHOLE and I love it
omfg I want this dress for day wear
It’s a nice reminder that roses have thorns.